Friday, 30 November 2007

A date with a gay guy...


I called Alec yesterday and explained the situation. He stayed completely silent while I babbled, apologised twenty times and begged him over and over again not to tell Gay Boss or I'll get sacked! Once I'd made my twenty minute speech I realised that Alec was struggling to laugh quietly. "Your a sweet little gummy drop aren't you?"


Oh my God! He's so camp, I can't wait to go shopping with him. I can be his fag-hag.


There's something about camp guys. Every girl wants a gay best buddy to take out. Someone to bitch with. Someone who gives a real opinion on clothes. I had a camp friend when I was at university. We always went to dances, restaurants etc together. He treated me like a princess it was wonderful!


Gay Boss is not a camp guy. Not many people know or even suspect that he is gay. I found out by "accidentally" checking his Internet history about a year ago. I told Stoner and Scruffy Artist. Well, I couldn't keep something that big to myself could I?


The date with Alec is still on for tonight. We're going to go out for dinner and I'm going to fill him in on Gay Boss. I can't wait! I hope he's like Gok Wan...

27 comments:

The Divine Miss M said...

Gok is just the most brilliant man/woman ever! I want a friend just like him.

Good luck on the "date" this evening and I hope he never tells Gay Boss.

Linda and her Surroundings said...

How fantastic. I would love a gay guy to go dancing with. And shopping and to the gallery. Perfect companions.

hayley-emsley said...

Hi Elise, i am made up you have sorted it all out and made a "Gay best mate" out of it. Men are honest, even if they are gay, so you will always know if you look good or not! haha.

Thanks for the visit today!!

Hayley x

Grilled Pizza said...

I am really impressed you managed to sort that one!
Well done!

Juliana RW said...

Hi Elise,

You have interest blog. You always put interest photos :) Where did you get those photos :)

C.Rag said...

I didn't even think about calling him, but that's a good move. He took it very well.

Michelle Hix said...

Elise

And that's how you show Solicitor that men and women CAN be JUST friends! ha ha Who's Gok? Is that a UK celebrity?

Elise said...

Gok Wan is a fashion guru. He shows women how to dress and how to look good with clothes on and off! I love him x

Living Bridget said...

oooh! How dare you get to be fag-hag? it is life long ambition of this bridge in order to complete resemblance to fictional character who was modeled on myself! have fun!

Kitty said...

Have a wonderful time tonight - and good for you for having the balls to own up. :-) x

Glugster said...

I smell another post coming! "Adventures with a gay guy!"

Can't wait!

dh stern said...

i'm glad you visited my blog as it helped me find yours. i'll be reading.

i am the diva said...

ohhh lordy,
your blog is so entertaining!!

what's gonna happen next??

Kathleen said...

Okay. Right. So, when you become best friends, how do you explain this to Gay Boss? Didn't think about that one, did you?
Luv Kat

Hey, check out my new poem, hot off the press just minutes ago.

Michelle Hix said...

Girl how are you going to keep this one on the down-low and what will we be calling him in your post tomorrow?

Amanda said...

I'm a little out of the loop considering I just read your blog today, but I have to say I'm impressed. Don't think I could've pulled myself out of that hole, personally.

Thanks for the comment on my blog, btw. Yours is quite entertaining.

~Amanda

maxxo said...

gay guys are fun until they have a hissy fit over some cute piece of eye-candy and then they desert you while they flit over to the eye-candy and try to score ... usually they fail miserably and return several hours later only to want a shoulder to cry on for three hours.

Kathleen said...

Michelle, I didn't know you were so "gangsta"!

What up?

Kat

Keriam said...

Nice move!

Only you could jump out of the frying pan and into the perfect female relationship.

I have a pseudo camp gay guy. We work together kind of. He works days when I work nights but we have the same days off. I love the way he dresses and his personality is so comfy and personable. I am hoping to become closer friends with him than I already am

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Michelle Hix said...

Kat

Oh, girl you know I'm down wit it. Hey, someone's gots to represent with streetcred here. ha ha I have no idea what I just said.

Michelle

Valley Girl said...

Aw man, I want a camp guy for my bff!

dh stern said...

awaiting the next post.....

City Girl said...

oOOoO have fun!! heehee

Ruby said...

well???? how was it? what happened?

Cocaine Princess said...

I would love to have a Gay Guy for a friend- I love, love reading about your life!!

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Lovette said...

Keep up the good work.