Wednesday, 30 January 2008

"One can only find himself if he is bored"


Work has been very boring recently. Everyone has thrown themselves into their work. I normally finish everything that I'm supposed to do in the morning when my mind is focused. When I'm on a roll I can multi-task and complete a number of reports at the same time as well as email and call people.

Without office gossip to keep the rest of my day occupied I've been spending my time planning dinner and sex games.

I once read a quote in Readers Digest "One can only find himself if he is bored" Anon

According to this quote I am a nympho/ chef.

Yesterday I printed out around 30 different recipes before ordering a few sexy outfits; a nurse, a French maid, and a cute white lace corset. I planned recipes to co-ordinate with the different outfits. E.g. The French maid with butter and peach soufflé. I think I'm losing my mind!

When I got home Solicitor was already there and he'd started cooking. He's a good cook, he can compliment flavours with natural ease. He was making mint lamb with red wine sauce and potatoes.

As soon as I entered the kitchen I was itching to do something. I kept getting in his way as I tried to stir the sauce. He got frustrated and ordered me to go sit down. I couldn't keep still. I set the table and paced around for a while. I finally sat down and started flicking through television channels when Solicitor came into the room.

"Dinner will be about forty minutes... What do you want to do?"

I jumped on him.

Forty-five minutes later we sat at the table for dinner. Solicitor wearing a pair of boxers and I was wearing his shirt. The food was fantastic. I asked him what he's put in the sauce but he wouldn't tell me. He laughed as I listed every possible ingredient that we had in the cupboard before I finally got the combination he used.

"What’s wrong with me? I can't stop thinking about food and sex. Am I losing it?"

"Na you’re just thinking like a man.... with a feminine touch!"

17 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Agreed

C.Rag said...

Welcome to the club! We have more fun than those who don't think about Sex & Cooking.

sweetass RSA said...

excellent! i think men don't realise how much woman do think about the same things they do...

Trée said...

Appetite is appetite. Only the courses change.

i am the diva said...

excellent!! you are a nympho chef! brilliant :)

Kitty said...

Personally, I think food and sex is the perfect combination. ;-) x

hayley-emsley said...

I'm glad i have started to learn to cook!! Now we can have more fun!!!

moooooog35 said...

..add sports in there and you might as well just start driving a truck.

dragoncaller said...

lol. i loved reading this!!

taxitalk said...

Lamb and mint sauce, yeah thats the way to go especially if you did not go to work, man i wish I could have some lamb

B.E. Earl said...

Food: yes! Sex: yes!

Great combination for both men and women. Now if I could only get Gia to make something other than reservations every once in a while. ;)

Cocaine Princess said...

'You're thinking like a man with a feminine touch'

Love that line!!!!

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Thanks for the comment on my page :) I count my calories during the day, but at night time I just don't care as much.. I figure I'll make it up at the gym one of these days!
Anyways, I enjoyed this entry of your's! Nothing wrong with thinking about food and sex, in fact they go well together :) I'm looking forward to your next entry!

Getty72 said...

Mmmmmm, my type of gal ;)

Now, is this the moment to tell you about the "Chocolate Boutique" Hotel in Bournemouth? The perfect place to over-indulge in all the naughty pleasures in life.

I agree, cooking and sexy... the perfect combination (and no, I will not be posting any photos of that recipe on my blog...lol!)

Warmest regards ~ Graham x

bRaT said...

haha... food and sex... solicitor seems quite witty :)

Juliana RW said...

^__^; Great post! What about ur dinner is it still warm :D

KaB said...

Oh brilliant! I love his little chirp at the end!

Good combo...I'll have one to go, thanks :)