Wanker has disappeared.
A few weeks ago CEO's nephew, Wanker, came in to speak to Gay Boss. His plan was to interrigate Gay Boss and throw a list of compaints at him. I thought Gay Boss handled it well. He defended himself against every poiont mentioned and managed to turn the conversation around in such a way that Wanker was left in the interrigation seat.
It has been weeks since he has contact us. CEO has sent Gay Boss emails urging him to contact Wanker to discuss new business strategy. Gay Boss replied by saying he had=s no way of contacting him.
My guess is that Wanker has disappeared and his Uncle can't find him. He's probably lying on some beach somewhere catching sun rays. A long holiday after a stressful hour with Gay Boss.
CEO called me yesterday. He was extrememly nice on the phone. I'm always skeptical of people that are nice to me without reason, especially with CEO. He sends Gay Boss rude, agressive emails and then he has the nerve to be nice to me!
"Hello Elise! How are you?"
"I'm fine.... How are you?"
"Very well at the moment. The whether is fantastic here. I'm sitting on the verranda looking at the blue sea. It's beautiful!"
How nice for you, you prick! While we're in turmoil because of you, you're habving the time of your life!
"My wife and I would like to invite you to have dinner with us. We're in London on the 18 April."
"I'll have to consult my diary and get back to you on that."
"Well I'll be disappointed if you can't make it. I like spending time with you and my wife would love to get to know you better."
Would she now? Now why on earth would your young airheaded wife want to get to know your employee better?
"I'll get back to you soon."
"Fantastic!... Now while I'm on the phone with you, I've been meaning to ask you something."
"Has my nephew been in touch at all?"
"No he hasn't."
"Oh... I see..."
"Can I help at all? Has he not been in contact with you since he came to see us?"
"Oh no... No, its fine... Nothing to worry about."
I was slightly amused by his efforts to be nice. I wonder what he wants.
I spoke to Gay Boss about it later that day. He laughed. He thinks that CEO is being nice because, aside from Gay Boss, I'm the only person who understands the business and how it is run. As soon as I started working I was curious about everything. I made sure that I knew everything Gay Boss knew. I think that's why Gay Boss and I get on so well. We have the same urge for knowledge and understanding.
"Want to be Managing Director?" Gay Boss asked.
I screwed up my face. Hell no! There's no way I'm going to work direstly for a sexist, slightly insane CEO....
Managing Director does sound good though doesn't it?
No! I'm starting up my own company. I don't want to work for him.
Gay Boss honestly thinks that that's what CEO wants to speak to me about it. I have my doubts. CEO has never given me any credit for anything without patronising me.
I don't know whether to accept his invitation to dinner. His wife is so annoying. CEO and I have never spoken for more than 15 minutes. Speaking to him drives me crazy!
I'm curious though....